Kaio-sama, Tenshinhan, Yamcha, Kuririn, and Vegeta each see Piccolos confident proclaimation, "I will be the one to defeat Freeza!", as equally fool-hearty. His ki may have mysteriously increased several times since he arrived on Planet Namek (Kaio-tachi doesnt seem to be wondering why...), but theres no way he can stand up to the terror of Freeza. And if he dies, then Kami-sama and Shen Long will die, ending the Earthlings one chance at salvation.
But Gohan believes he knows better than them (if the rest of the Freeza Saga is any indication, he does). His Sensei never faces an opponent without knowing their full strength. (He learned from his fathers mistakes, evidently.) If Piccolo believes he can beat Freeza, then Gohan believes it too.
(Props again to the toddler.)
Despite everyones nay-saying, Piccolo and Freeza appear to be evenly matched! No matter what attack Freeza throws, Piccolo can dodge and counter with equal ferocity. Freeza is quite impressed such a Namekian can exist.
But Vegeta still isnt sold on Piccolos chances, and takes the opportunity to reveal his new finishing technique.
Runaway-Like-A-Bitch Fist.
Piccolo makes no effort to stop Freeza from pummeling the cowardly Vegeta.
(A lot of people think Vegetas name is a pun on "Vegetable", but its actually Vagina. Because hes a pussy.)
As Dende watches Piccolo battle it out with Freeza...
... he senses a startling presence within the Namekian from Earth!!
His big brother, Nail!
"Youve become a giant, and youre using both hands, yet this is the best you can do?"
"That voice...?!"
Can Piccolo defeat Freeza after all?!
Why did Vegeta cross the road?
Because hes a little bitch.
How many Vegetas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It takes Piccolo, because Vegetas a little bitch.
Freeza and Piccolo walk into a bar.
And Vegeta leaves because hes a little bitch.
Why is Vegeta so angry?
Because hes having his period.
Because hes a pussy.
And a little bitch.
Your mommas so fat that Vegetas a little bitch.